Spatchcock Always Sounds Dirty Hoodie

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Color Black
Size S
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Description

A buddy watches the kitchen shears come out.
"Wait, what are we doing to this chicken?"
A crunch down the backbone, a press to flatten it, and a whole lot of jokes nobody should repeat at church.
An hour later he's a believer, and asking for the recipe.

Soft, warm and broken in from the first wear. Made for cool evenings at the grill and plenty of bad puns.

Why You'll Love It
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend that stays warm without the bulk
• Air-jet yarn for a softer feel and less pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
• Classic relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size up
• Black · Dark Heather · Graphite Heather · Military Green · Royal, all in S–5XL
• The gift for the friend who teaches cooking with a side of comedy

It Brings People Together
The best way to learn a new technique is from a friend who makes it fun. One afternoon at the grill, a few laughs and a perfectly crisp bird, and suddenly there's a new cook in the crew who can't stop saying the word either.

Bigger Than BBQ
The pit gave our founder, a U.S. Army veteran, something he couldn't find anywhere else: purpose. 10% of net profits help other veterans find theirs.

Snip. Flatten. Snicker.

Prefer short sleeves? This design also comes as a t-shirt.

BBQ ISN'T JUST COOKING.

IT'S A PERSONALITY.

You know the difference between a smoke ring and a grill mark. You've pulled an all-nighter for a brisket. You've explained "the stall" to someone who didn't get it — and never will.

This gear is for you. Built by a pitmaster, worn by one too.

🔥 Heavyweight cotton — built to handle heat, smoke, and whatever you spill at 2 AM

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA — every order supports American jobs and American craft

🛡️ 365-day guarantee — we stand behind our gear longer than most people stand at their smoker

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The guy behind the gear

From the pit to a purpose

I'm Sean, a U.S. Army veteran and pitmaster of Risky Brisket Championship BBQ. After six years in the Army, BBQ became my therapy: the patience, the fire, the process. Eighteen years on the competition circuit later, I design every piece of Meat Sweats gear and wear-test it at contests and classes before it ever hits the site.

Today, 10% of net profits go directly to veteran mental health charities, because no one who served should fight alone. Every piece of gear you buy helps veterans get access to culinary arts as PTSD therapy through our 501(c)(3) charities.

Sean Young seasoning food during a Backyard BBQ class