Spatchcock Always Sounds Dirty Tee

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Color Black
Size S
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Description

"What's for dinner?"
"Spatchcock."
A beat of silence. A snort from the end of the table. Somebody's aunt pretends she didn't hear it.
Then the chicken comes off the grill with the crispiest skin anyone's ever had, and nobody's laughing anymore. They're eating.

Heavyweight cotton that feels broken in, not worn out. Built for a cook who knows the word and the technique.

Why You'll Love It
• Heavyweight, preshrunk cotton (heather colors are a cotton blend)
• Classic relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size up
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, sleeves and hem
• Black S–5XL · Graphite Heather S–5XL · Carolina Blue S–4XL · Military Green S–4XL
• The gift for the one who says "spatchcock" just to watch people react

It Brings People Together
Some cooking words are just funny, and pitmasters know them all. Say them at a cookout and you get a laugh, a question and, usually, a cooking lesson. The kids learn a new word. The adults learn a new recipe. Everybody wins.

Bigger Than BBQ
The pit gave our founder, a U.S. Army veteran, something he couldn't find anywhere else: purpose. 10% of net profits help other veterans find theirs.

Say it. Split it. Crisp it.

Want it warmer? This design also comes as a hoodie.

BBQ ISN'T JUST COOKING.

IT'S A PERSONALITY.

You know the difference between a smoke ring and a grill mark. You've pulled an all-nighter for a brisket. You've explained "the stall" to someone who didn't get it — and never will.

This gear is for you. Built by a pitmaster, worn by one too.

🔥 Heavyweight cotton — built to handle heat, smoke, and whatever you spill at 2 AM

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA — every order supports American jobs and American craft

🛡️ 365-day guarantee — we stand behind our gear longer than most people stand at their smoker

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The guy behind the gear

From the pit to a purpose

I'm Sean, a U.S. Army veteran and pitmaster of Risky Brisket Championship BBQ. After six years in the Army, BBQ became my therapy: the patience, the fire, the process. Eighteen years on the competition circuit later, I design every piece of Meat Sweats gear and wear-test it at contests and classes before it ever hits the site.

Today, 10% of net profits go directly to veteran mental health charities, because no one who served should fight alone. Every piece of gear you buy helps veterans get access to culinary arts as PTSD therapy through our 501(c)(3) charities.

Sean Young seasoning food during a Backyard BBQ class